Hãy tham gia cùng tôi khi tôi lao vào từ bên ngoài và lấy một ly cà phê và một ít rượu trên đường đến loo

Hey, how's it going? You can have a weird tour of my flat, but I really need a wee.

I've just been in the garden, doing stuff in the garden, and now I'm not in the garden, I'm inside.

And I've just made a coffee, and when this coffee gets jaffa cake, because I've just realised it is twenty past five

and I've not eaten anything today.

So, sorry, I shouldn't speak with my mouth full, unless I guess it's, yes, unless I guess there's a dick in it